Top Five Creepiest Bob Dylan Lyrics:

1. "Jump into the wagon, love, throw your panties on the board." High Water for Charley Patton

2. "Some young lazy slut has charmed away my brains." Rollin' and Tumblin'

3. "I'm just sitting here, beating on my trumpet..." Absolutely Sweet Marie

4. "Oh me, oh my, love that country pie." Country Pie

5. "I've been thinkin' about Alicia Keys, couldn't keep from crying...I'm wondering where in the world Alicia Keys could be." Thunder on the Mountain


He really says that! He says all those things!